NOT SUCH A LONG TIME AGO, IN A MIDDLE SCHOOL NOT SO FAR, FAR AWAYSomething amazing happened A weird kid named Dwight made an origami finger puppet of Yoda That wasn t the amazing thing just typical Dwight weirdness the amazing thing was that Origami Yoda gave great advice He could predict the date of a pop quiz, tell a guy if a girl likes him or not, and keep kidNOT SUCH A LONG TIME AGO, IN A MIDDLE SCHOOL NOT SO FAR, FAR AWAYSomething amazing happened A weird kid named Dwight made an origami finger puppet of Yoda That wasn t the amazing thing just typical Dwight weirdness the amazing thing was that Origami Yoda gave great advice He could predict the date of a pop quiz, tell a guy if a girl likes him or not, and keep kids from embarrassing themselves in a dozen different ways Most of the sixth graders were convinced he was using the Force But now, a year later, it s a dark time at McQuarrie Middle School Dwight has been suspended and may be expelled, which means no Origami Yoda Even worse, Darth Paper, a puppet created by Dwight s nemesis, Harvey, has taken Yoda s place He spews insults and evil and just may be responsible for getting Dwight kicked out in the first place Now the kids of McQuarrie are trying to build a case to save Dwight This is their case file.
Darth Paper Strikes Back By Tom Angleberger NOT SUCH A LONG TIME AGO, IN A MIDDLE SCHOOL NOT SO FAR, FAR AWAYSomething amazing happened A weird kid named Dwight made an origami finger puppet of Yoda That wasn t the amazing thing just typical Dwight weirdness the amazing thing was that Origami Yoda gave great advice He could predict the date of a pop quiz, tell a guy if a girl likes him or not, and keep kidNOT SUCH A LONG TIME AGO, IN A MIDDLE SCHOOL NOT SO FAR, FAR AWAYSomething amazing happened A weird kid named Dwight made an origami finger puppet of Yoda That wasn t the amazing thing just typical Dwight weirdness the amazing thing was that Origami Yoda gave great advice He could predict the date of a pop quiz, tell a guy if a girl likes him or not, and keep kids from embarrassing themselves in a dozen different ways Most of the sixth graders were convinced he was using the Force But now, a year later, it s a dark time at McQuarrie Middle School Dwight has been suspended and may be expelled, which means no Origami Yoda Even worse, Darth Paper, a puppet created by Dwight s nemesis, Harvey, has taken Yoda s place He spews insults and evil and just may be responsible for getting Dwight kicked out in the first place Now the kids of McQuarrie are trying to build a case to save Dwight This is their case file.
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